God gave you life. Life gave you lemons. Give those lemons life.

I HAS A CORM!

2010-02-13T08:49:00.001-08:00

Hi people. It's been ages since I've really updated my blog. So, yeah. :)

Well firstly, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR to all Chinese / Chindians like me, & Happy Valentine's Day to the rest of you. It doesn't matter if you're single or in a relationship, it's still a good day to celebrate, or emo if you're a dick like me.

Sigh, things haven't been going my way alot lately. No idea why. But then again, its life right? Heh, I'll just let life unfold itself and take me where it does. Cause, I HAS A CORM! : D

Hmm, I'm currentlly in Kedah, Sungei Petani. It's my hometown. MANY ANGPAO COMING LORR! And many food for me to makan also! Veli the happy here! And my favourite dog, Bobby, is here to entertain me as well.

Anyways, I don't have much to update you guys on. School's awesome though. I love my classmates. Most of them anyways.. :)

Oh, P.S, you know I'm there if you need me right? Be strong. :)

Nights people.

Ciao.

I Command Thee to Shut the Hell Up

2010-01-23T04:09:00.001-08:00

Some Funny Stuff:

Warning: Sarcasm Needed

Hallowed be thy Name

2010-01-09T22:02:00.000-08:00

HARO AGAIN!

God, Im too lazy to update my blog. But I shall.

Well its an emo day for most of "us" cause the big-piece-of-shit-buff-my-ass-man is leaving.

Genting 09; Awesome times.

Well last week was a pretty ok week. I thought I might not survive for the next two years but, its turning out to be pretty ok. Met some really friendly people, Marc, Joe, Astrid, Chloe, Emily and some others who I cant be bothered to remember their names.

Our teachers are pretty decent, Ms.Lim Bee Le is not that bad after all, except that accounts is a boring subject and her english is no good.

Not much to update you all on right now.

Ciao.

P.S, you better visit often you bitch!

TERRORIST!!

2010-01-03T01:31:00.001-08:00

Picture says it all. Ciao

Free Willy

2009-12-26T17:40:00.001-08:00

OH MAI GOD! ITS WEE LEE'S BIRTHDAY!!

Happy Birthday my Panda friend! You may deny it, but you know that you are still a FAT, FAT, PANDA! :D

3 years already right? We've been in the same class for so long. And it was awesome that you were sitting next to me this year cause I could tell you stories and make fun of you so that I won't feel bored during class. But sadly next year we're all going to different classes. :( I know you'll miss me too WEELEH!

So once again, Happy birthday my awesome Panda/Whale/Theonewiththeretardedbaby friend. :D

Helloween

2009-12-19T03:33:00.000-08:00

Hello! Its been ages since i last REALLY updated.

Well, the holiday's been a bit of a bore although there were some good times. I haven't been going out that much with the usual either so I've been staying at home alot. My everyday scehdule seems to be like this:

12.00PM - 2.00PM : I wake up some time around here.
2.30PM - 7.00PM : DOTA, TV, or go out with friends/family.
7.30PM - 9.00PM : I have my dinner around these times and after that I get back on the com or
watch tv.
9.30PM - 1.30AM : COMMMPPPUUUUTTAAAH!
1.30AM - 5.00AM : TV and from 4.ooAM i go back to the come.
5.30AM : Sleep.

*Repeat from the first line of the schedule.

Thats my current "holiday" life. Call me lifeless, but there's only so much to do when you're at home or when there's nothing to do.

Oh, and I finally got my lip pierced last week. It's fckin troublesome cause every morning, the stud ( on the inside) will sink into the lip, and I have to push it out. Hurts like hell but it has to be done so the skin doesn't grow over it. Suprisingly, the piercing costs only RM60. I was prepared to pay atleast RM120 when I did it. My mum told me I'm not allowed to get anymore piercings. Haha, we'll see.

PMR results are coming out on the 24th. I think I'm gonna be fucked -.-. But if God decides to bless me for once, I can get my new guitar! :DDDDDD

Well, I'm not sure how to explain the rest of my holiday.....So I won't!

An awesome song. It's by a metal band but its NOT a metal song.

And here's something for your amusement. :)

Ciao.

Kalimantan

2009-12-03T02:16:00.000-08:00

This was last year during talentine.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY KALIMANTAN/INDONESIAN/MANBEARPIG/STORYTELLINGDURINGLATIHTUBI/SAMPANBOY FRIEND!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Cyanide and Happiness

2009-12-01T07:40:00.000-08:00

My orginal :D

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Emo

2009-11-19T07:05:00.000-08:00

Haih. I guess everything just isn't going my way lately. =\ I'm feeling even more stressed out than before PMR (I don't think I was stressed anyway).

I guess everythings just hitting me all at once and I don't have anyone I trust to talk too. Don't get me wrong, I love my friends, but I don't really think talking to them about problems is a good idea. Usually I'll just get over whatever but right now, its not something for me to get over. The only relief to my problems is late night TV/computer; facebook. I'm just gona go to my bed and emo now.

Sorry for such an emo post, just needed to have a letout for my emo'ness somewhere.

Nights all.

Bored.

2009-11-16T05:26:00.000-08:00

I'm bored. I was supposed to go out today but I've got no money. I want to go to AC tomorrow with Chee Song but I have no money. Nothing much to blog about anyways. I need some new TV series to watch. Anyone can lend me a couple of DVD's?

Oh, and I think Nik and "You know who" are together. Haha, I think its pretty good, seing that she's not some kind of huge form 1 beast like before. Don't worry indon, we are here for you. =D

Bye bye. Nothing to blog about.

2009-11-12T09:41:00.000-08:00

So I heard you liek Mudkip?

2009-11-02T04:00:00.000-08:00

Hello people, it's been a long time since I've updated on what I've been up to. Well, I'm too lazy to tell y'all anyways. I can also tell this blog is starting to get really really boring, (or maybe it was in the first place) but I'll just try.

The past few weeks have been really boring, due to the fact that mum doesn't let me go out that much now. I've been going to school almost everyday. but sadly, there aren't much people who bother to come.

I'm too lazy to update any further, well I don't have anything to blog about anyways.

Oh and last but LEAST.....

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FAT AH MA!!...

It's your birthday, so eat as much as possible and grow FATTER!
Heh, you know I'm just joking.

And I don't have a present for you, so the next time if we go out I will belanja you another 7-UP. =D

And good luck on your stupid SPM. Remember, SPM is more afraid of you than you are of it.

Ciao.

HARO AGAIN!

2009-10-24T10:15:00.000-07:00

Slayer!

Hidden Entrance fail.

This is Nik's friend. He is Indon.

Sign fail.

Haha.

Is that so?

One only la friend.

Failure.

Stupid Japs.

Dog fail.

DOTA! =D

"Waiter, one tomato fried the egg please!"

Weelee. Nuff said.

But water is good for your health. =(

Hornay!
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"We've got some 'Old Japan Meat' if you still want some.

I don't think we should put anything solid in our head...

HARO PEEPER!

Haha, sign fail.

Clothes for Jun Jie.

Fatality

South Park was right.

You just had a nigger moment

Eh mahathir, your friend ah?

Double Kill!

TRIPLE KILL!

Kid Sex Change.

INDIAN!

epic fail.

Lock fail.

Parking fail.

Flavor fail.

Government got owned.

Look carefully, his arm is looong.

You got owned.

I pitty the plumbers.

Public toilet fail.

Helmet fail.

Camel toe

Stupidity. Is there an end to it?

HAHA

Get a care. Dumass. Motorcycle fail.

I'll never pick my nose again.

HOV. High Occupancy Vehicle.

Nature Fail.

I TOLD YOU! THEY ARE TAKING OVER!

Indian fail. -.-

Personal trainers are too personal.

LOL

Sign fail.

Ass in the face.

Facing the ass.

Heard of a laptop?

Bat Swing fail.

Hmm...=D

Stupid product.

I pitty his wife.

Job fail.

MOOOOOOO

Its FTZ.

TFK.

No gas ah? LOL

Ownage.

Get a grip lady.

Lending a hand.

"Its just a finger mommy."

Couples these days...

Virus protection.

Tennis fail.

You ran the SOTP sign again.

Get drunk.

Cinema fail.

McBusted.

Watch out Santa!

Yea la Mahathir.

Its a conspiracy. Just look at the name on the van.

Tana's father.

Women are so complicated.

Ain't that funny anyways. Was just looking for a way to kill time. =p

Ciao. =D

Will never understand you

2009-10-23T10:15:00.001-07:00

All I said was one sentence, and I didn't even say it to you, and yet, you managed to make it into such a big issue and get everyone to hate me. Well, its ok then, i don't like having pointless arguments, you can continue arguing with yourself and complaining to my "friends" if you want.

P.S, feel free to comment on my cbox, its free for all. EVEN YOU.

Oh and also, just because I blocked you and find you annoying doesn't mean I hate you. Maybe you should stop jumping to conclusions.

Is that so?

2009-10-12T07:44:00.000-07:00

Haro peeper.

Today is the second last day of PMR. PMR isn't really that hard. It just takes a little bit of studying and thats all really.

Well we had maths and sejarah today. Maths was easy. I didn't think it would be though, considering the amount of careless mistakes I usually make, but I think I did pretty well. I hope so atleast. Our next paper was sejarah, at 2.10, so we went to Mcd for lunch. We thought the guard was going to stop us cause the last time we tried to go out, he said we needed permission from Roland. But today, he just wanted to take a look at my name tag, and then we were allowed to roam arround. =)

Sejarah, was pretty OK. I was lucky to have so many easy questions come out. I mean, I knew alot of the questions. I never really do that well for sejarah, so a B would be fine with me.

Exam finished at 3.25 and we lepak'ed at our usual spot. Laughed our ass off for 30 minutes before I ciao-ed. I love that spot. Lots of good things happen there. =)

Tomorrows paper is KEMAHIRAN HIDUP! I have never studied for it in my life. To be honest, I'm already on holiday mode. I can't be bothered by the next paper at all. I just want it to be over so I can go to Sunway and do our usual "stuff". P.S, its not smoking, just incase you were wondering. -.-

Oh and, Nik said he might be changing school next year. Nik can't go! He's my jokes partner! We come up with all the stupid stories and jokes whenever we sit next to eachother. Just like the latih tubi. Every latih tubi, Nik and I will sit together and make up insulting stories about the teacher, the students, or basically anything funny looking that we can set our eyes upon. The ones that still last till today are, "Helium! Respusha! and SOGGAY!". Dam, if he leaves then all this will be gone. =(

Nik, if you are reading this, you must know, there is no Kayu Balak in Penang! They only have Kelapa Sawit! And the Kelapa Sawit business is already being taken over by the Polar Camels! =O. Nik, you can't go, you'd be risking your life against the polar camels. I dont want you to die Nik, its too early for you. You can die when you're 30 years old and I've forgotten about you, unless we're still friends by then. But if we aren't, please, feel free to die. =)

Also remember to wear your face mask, Polar Camels can't recognize you with a face mask on! Please refer to my previous post. Which one? I dont know. Find out yourself, its about 2-3 posts below this one.

Ciao.

2009-10-11T09:09:00.000-07:00

She's HOT!! O.O

She's been voted hottest woman in metal? Well, its some good stuff, check it out.

Harro

2009-10-10T04:32:00.001-07:00

Hey! Guess what day is it today!? Its 10th of October baby! And today is the day that....

DR SYEIKH MUSZAPHAR WENT TO SPACE!

Well its the anniversary anyway. I'm sure you guys know that right? Thats why 10th of October is so special. =)

Ciao.

WARNING

2009-10-02T01:24:00.001-07:00

Dear readers, as we all know, our earth is being attacked by a deadly "thingy". It is announced on every radio station and the number of cases and deaths just keep increasing. Is there no stop to this madness?

I am of course, talking about...

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POLAR CAMELS!
They are a dangerous species of the camel that has evolved from the original camel that was originally from the middle east. Due to some retarded form of mutation and adaptation, the camel had evolved into a white, furry speicies of the animal.

Founder and main researcher of the polar camels, Mr.Dr.Tun.Datuk.Mohd. Mahathir bin Jeffrey says that this all happened when two camels decided to go to Greenland for no reason. Due to the cold weather, they covered themselves in wool which they obtained by killing many species of "Nicholas" (an endangered species which is protected by the STNF). They used super glue to stick in onto themselves and then reproduced in a nearby cave. And then, the unexpected happened. A retarded camel baby with white fur, was born. After that it mated with its sisters and then reproduced so many times that the number of Polar Camels now exceed the population of the humans. Something must be done

The Polar Camels have agreed to take over the world. Their leader, Lord Umplufa, announced on National TV that the Polar Camels are spreading across the world, destroying and killing every human in their path, while listening to "War Ensemble-SLAYER" to motivate them.

The Government has put all its efforts in protecting our country, but there are already over a thousand cases of Polar Camel attacks here in Malaysia.

So please remember to wear your face mask, the Polar Camels cant recognize you if you are wearing one.

P.S, I did not come up with Polar Camels, they are VERY REAL. They were founded by Mohd.Mahathir while doing a geography test. Bye! =D

Back to school

2009-09-28T03:32:00.000-07:00

Yello!

Todat was the first day of school after our week-long raya break. I think we've had too many week-long holidays already. I'm tired of it. My raya holiday was kinda boring until my cousin came over for 3 days. My aunt from Canada's down too.

Had a really fun day today. What I missed in laughing last week was definetely made up for today..and to think that its only the first day of the week. Think I'm one of the few people who are actually looking forward to school. I don't even feel stressed about my PMR examination, which is happening on the 7th of October, 3 days before my birthday (hehe). But don't get me wrong, I'm not loafing around and taking it lightly.

I'm kinda in a hurry now as I want to finish my days revision A.S.A.P cause I'm not feeling too well.

Also, Lik Chuen, cheer up! I know your sad, but think of ME! =D

And last but not least,

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Happy Belated Birthday Ng Jes See!

I know I told you I'd get you a monkey but too bad! =D

Ciao.

Farewell

2009-09-18T22:06:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was Derar's farewell party. He's going back this monday I think. There were about 11 people who came.

Well, I got ready by 5.30 and left the house at 5.45 or so. The roads were fuckin jammed. Usually its a 20minute drive to Sunway, but yesterday, it took us an hour+. Reached there and went to Hartz Chicken Buffet. Not bad, but I wasn't that hungry at the time and had 2 chickens and some chips only.

After that, went to Marakesh to get some "stuff" and headed to Tarbush. We could've gotten in if not for the fact that it was completely full. After some planning, we headed to Rainforest to chill. Ordered a few beers and talked and camwhored alot (well I didn't really camwhore though).

All I can remember after that was buying Starbucks, walking through Asian Avenue, laughing at "I need house", and going to the rooftop. Derar went back earlier than us though. Sadness. Wonder if he'll ever come visit?

Was supposed to follow Kah Ming to the Lions Head Entrance and wait with him, but my mum said that something came up and she could only make it at 12.00 or 12.30.

So I followed Terence, Nik and Mahathir to mahathirs house. Played rockband and growled/sang like hell. Especially during Laid to Rest, Raining Blood and War Ensemble.

Went home after that, felt so tired so I just took a bath and slept.

I think I missed out a couple of things, but I'll happily tell you if you ask me in person.

Ciao.

P.S, Sorry for the boring post, I feel to tired to blog anyways.

Spammers.

2009-09-15T08:53:00.000-07:00

allahdolla
Lol, fucking eat your fucking curry and worship your cows faggots.
-uknown

Tanasekaran
Saya Tanasekeran. Saya oorg keling. Lu mau lawan ka? nanti saya call gang keling saya. Saya belasah lu cukup2 dengan bulu-bulu ku. (LOL)
-mahathir

N!k
****lar; go fix ur english la retard.
-mahathir

superman
go around cari pasal bcuz u too fcked up and dumb to study. dropout of schl
-chen hui

fucklar..
goo shit lar u chibai.. stupid fu.ck up picture ..play wat guitar ! shit lar cb
-quite very sure its chen hui

Indian-Gangster
nama ko? pukimak sial, kurang aja ko ni, belasah you nanti, ma puki, as'kum, nama saye Siva, you tau siva? budak sial, aku tigaline dol!
-chen hui

lol
indian people like you dont deserve to live.
-mahathir

Basically, most of the non-offensive one's are mahathir, and the offensive ones are chen hui.

Monday

2009-09-14T06:17:00.000-07:00

Another boring Monday has passed. Had our stupid latih tubi today. Bm and Maths. I think that explaining maths was just a waste of time. Not many people actually bothered to listen.

I was dam sleepy the whole day. I didn;t finish the maths paper cause I was too sleepy and I went to sleep. Dreamt about some stupid fairy and some animals. Can't really remember what happened in my dream. I just know that it had something to do with em.

Woke up, Mr.Ng came late to class so we had fun =D

Cant remeber exaclty what happened but there was alot of pain involed. Mainly between Nik and Terence. And this is the 10th time that afiq has missed my balls in 2 weeks. Imba or not Afiq? =D

At the auditorium, Pn Norlin sat next to me and kept explaining the maths thingy's to me. So kind of our "cute" teacher to do so. LOL. (Thats what Kah Ming calls her anyway).

After school, went around begging for 1.20 as usual, to buy Teh Ais, but only managed to extort 1 Ringgit from Bernice's cousin, Siew Pong. Don't really know him, but he was kind enough to lend me money. =D

Went home, ate some stupid bread and watched TV. Went for tuition. I bullied my tuition teacher again and I've been asking her since January whether she knows Pn Kova and Puva since my tuition teacher is small and Indian. LOL. And no one else was in the centre so I sang nursery rhymes while doing my work. It was effing retarded.

Thats all there is. Another boring day ain't it?

Nothing to blog about either.

Ciao.

You fail in life

2009-09-12T08:17:00.001-07:00

Just came back from buka puasa dinner at Boulevard Hotel. Ate till I was effing full. Lol. Not much to blog about.

Friday school was boring as usual. Only thing I remember was PE.

After school, we went to AC to play pool. Ate our usual Crispy Chicken Rice and then went upstairs. First we went to FTZ to see who was there. Saw the "ponteng-school-people" there. All of em were playing dota as usual. The whole gang of the "chinatowns" (no offence).

Pool was expensive. We had to scrape together 28 ringgit and we were barely able to pay.

Oh yea, Chen Hui and Chein Wee skipped school and got into a fight with some other people. Don't really know what happened but there was a deep cut (or long one) on Chein Wee's hand. Didn't really get to ask them what happened or anything. Will try to get the story A.S.A.P.

And before I forget...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TERENCE LIM!

Hope you have a good one. Dont really know what to get you. Maybe another pencil box? Or a pencil sharpener like Yuric? LOL. We'll see. But it'll be a late present. Can't get it by monday. =(

Lastly, to "Indian-Gangster" or whoever you are, please, PLEASE, put your name. How do you expect to fight if I dont't know who you are? Or maybe you're just TOO BLACK and you can attack from the shadows. But don't worry, I dont like to fight. And I dont have the time to entertain people like you. You fail in life, and you're hopeless. If you think you could piss me off, sorry young man, try again next time.

Ciao.

Dum dum

2009-09-07T01:25:00.000-07:00

Trials were over on Friday. I dont think i did very well though. Was glad that it finished. Wanted to follow Mahatir, Jie Sheng, and Nik to sunway, but my mum has banned me from going out until after PMR. Ah who cares anyway, its only a month away, and so is 10th october. =D

This weekend has been a real bore. Nothing to do but dota all day and all night. And of course, POKEMON! =D Damn, I wanna get a DS to play the Pokemon Platinum, Diamond and Pearl. Yes, I am a poketard. Oh and, Heart Gold and Sold Silver will be coming out on the DS too, its a remake of the old Gold and Silver classic versions that me and my cousin used to play together everyday.

Oh btw Mahatir, I have reseted my gameboy 350++ times to try and get a Shiny Zapdos. And this time I',m not giving up you bitch!

Well theres nothing to really blog about, so it's time to CIAO!

Trialss

2009-09-02T02:16:00.000-07:00

Im really proud of myself. I've been studying hard and I've been achieving satisfactory marks on the past years PMR papers. I know that for my trials I'm not gonna be doing that well, but I know that when PMR comes, I'll be ready. Im limiting my computer time to about 1 hours on weekdays and only using it after studies on weekends.

Can't believe I've been scoring 65-75 for my geography past year questions. Geography has always been my worst subject (more than sejarah) and I've been scoring 45-55 for the past 3 years. Sorry for boasting, im just so happy =D

Well, trials started yesterday as most of you know, and had Bm and geo yesterday. I think I wont be doing well for those subjects, but my sister said that school exam standard are higher than PMR.

Today we had science. I lolled at one of the questions in the objective which said "Mr. M.Jackson". Lol, even our science teachers miss him. I woke up at 2 a.m last night just to study science all the way till 5.00 am. But most of the questions I was stuck with two possible answers.

Gotta ciao now, got tuition soon. Bye!

I are baboon

2009-08-30T14:17:00.000-07:00

Well, firstly, happy merdeka to everyone. Hope you enjoy this one day before going back to school, especially those in my form, who are sitting for PMR trials now. I hope you guys are ready, I'm not, I barely studied this holidays eventhough i told myself I would. Well, I can gurantee an A for a couple of subjects though, but I need to revise abit more on the rest. I hope I can get nothing less than a B for all subjects (with an exception for KH).

Me and terence just had a stupid conversation about a cat named "Dog" and we kept arguing over the Wall-E. He kept saying Wall-E is a lizard and i said it was a robot. It was a fuckin stupid arguement, but it helped to relieve boredom and kill time.

5.27 now, Im gonna go watch tv, too lazy to sleep.

Enjoy yourselves kids, and remember not to do anything naughty ;)

See if you can spot it.

Ciao.

TALK TO ME!!!

2009-08-29T09:23:00.001-07:00

Just once please and I'll be happy. =D

Annoyance

2009-08-28T06:53:00.000-07:00

Yes, my mother, is annoying me again. I dont understand what she wants. I just washed all the dishes...about 15+ things including forks and spoons. Even after washing all that crap she still shouts at me. You see, if no one does it, then she will go on and on about her always having to do everything. And so I help her, and what do I get in return? Shouting and a mother going psycho in the hall. No, I dont hate my mum, but she seriously needs to control her anger. She has the worst temper in the house I would say.

Well after all these years, I've developed some kind of mechanism in my brain that can tolerate all that shouting and nagging. But thank god she's going back to Kedah tomorow. If not my Saturday and Sunday would be completely spoiled.

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Enough with that anyway. Yesterday I went to The Curve with my mum and sister. Had brunch and went to check out some new dining tables. Mum forced me to cut my looong thumb nail. Well it's about time it goes anyway. Rushed to badminton straight from The Curve. Was feeling so tired but got motivation from watching this new Klang Under-15 champion play.

Not much to update about yesterday. After all, the holidays are boring and I have nothing interesting to blog about.

Today, woke up at 7.30 to get ready for tuition. Was my replacement class and I didn't want to do it from 1-3 cause I wanted to keep my afternoon free.

Came home, computered until 6.00 and slept.

I've barely studied during this holidays. Just dont have the mood.

Oh, and my mum is throwing a tantrum in the kitchen, slamming all the cabinet doors after opening them. Why can't she just chill? She always says I have a bad temper but I've learned to control it. Why can't she just take her own advice for once? Thats the thing about people, give advice but dont take it or even follow their own advice.asd

Was so bored I decided to poke those needles into my thumb

Goodbye, thumbnail

Nicholas Just got PWNED!

Ciao.

Shisha's and Cigars

2009-08-26T10:21:00.001-07:00

Need them more than ever now. Can't wait till after PMR.

Bye.

Lolcats and Loldogs

2009-08-25T22:23:00.000-07:00

This post is specially dedicated to Mr. Nicholas Goh Hao Yang. The effing retard who seems to have no one else to annoy. Let me tell you how this started:

First, this retard added me on facebook. And he tried to IM/PM me everyother day of the week. But I ignored him, cause I hate him. Then he posts something about him loving Metallica. I think he's just a wannabe metalhead. And then i wrote on his wall in fb "When retards turn to metal..". He replied by writing vulgaraties on my wall. Well, I just left him alone there to rot. Then he PM'ed me on fb and was trying to start a fight with me. And through the whole fight, he repeatedly kept saying "I HAVE MY OWN GIRL NOW". Well Mr.Goh, I'm sorry, but no one here actually believes you do. I know love is blind, but who would want to go out with you if you keep showing your girlfriends off to people just to make you look cool.

So, he deleted me. A couple of days later, I received a friend request from him again. I couldn't really be bothered so I just added him. Then, he PM'ed me again for no reason. And the started talking about some crap (AGAIN WITH THE "I HAVE MY OWN GIRL" THING) and well, he started getting me pissed. So, I told him to get a life and stop making up imaginary girlfriends. Being the idiot he was, he said "IM FIERCER THAN EVER!" and I just said "rawr". And he asked me to stfu, so I told him, that if he was so "gangsta" then why does he not want to come down to Sri KL and fight me? So he told me to arrange a date. I said friday. He said he was busy. I said the friday after my holiday, and he came up with another lame excuse. So I called him a pussy and he replied with "Im not afraid of your retard gang!". I told him that if my gang were considered "retards" then what was his?

Sadly Nicholas, I've seen your blog, and your friends, look pretty harmless to me. Needless to say, they are all like you, except better looking. Oh and those two girls, there, I doubt you really know them. I guess you just found their pictures on "www.lesbianfinder.com" and posted it there. Sorry, but its my honest opinnion and you cant do shits about it. Or you could call your gang to come and beat me up with their little pink umbrellas and fluffy pillows.

Yup. So he asked me to "FUCK OFF". And I said "you PM'ed me and asked me to fuck off? What a joke". And he kept saying stuff like "Atleast I know about love. And I have my own girl." I explained to him again that he did not and no one believed him. And he said "BYE! IM BLOCKING YOU". Well, if you think blocking me makes me pissed, sorry honey, but it really improved my happiness level by 200%?

Here's the kiddys blog link if anyones interested in his "personal" life;

http://mraz2000.blogspot.com/

By the way, if you are starting to get halucinations of hot girls swarming around you, I suggest you consult a doctor. But due to your special condition, it might be wise to seek "profesional"
help if you know what I mean.

And you haven't changed at all. You're just trying to project yourself as someone who looks cool and awsome just cause we can't see you in real life. The only way you can change is if Harry Potter performs some memory charms on you and makes you think you're a bollywood rockstar.

Until next time, Ciao.

Kanye West likes fish sticks.

2009-08-24T07:54:00.000-07:00

Just watched few episodes of south park cause I was bored.

Free episodes: www.allsp.com all episodes found there.

Bored as hell.

Ciao.

Rubbish

2009-08-23T23:15:00.000-07:00

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you.At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged.You have to tag the person who tagged you.

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage = Milk
2. last phone call = Terence
3. last text message = Tuition Teacher
4. last song you listened to = The Serpentine Offering - Dimmu Borgir
5. last time you cried = Looooooooong ago

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice = nope
7. been cheated on = nope
8. kissed someone & regretted it = nope
9. lost someone special = yes
10. been depressed = sometimes (no iPHONE! =O) inside joke...
11. been drunk and threw up = i control my drinking. =D

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. black
13. navy black
14. dark black

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend = yup
16. Fallen out of love = hehehee
17. Laughed until you cried = everyday
18. Met someone who changed you = yeah
19. Found out who your true friends were = yup
20. Found out someone was talking about you = nope
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list = MANY....guys

GENERAL:
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = 75%?
24. Do you have any pets = House Flies
25. Do you want to change your name = Abdul Muhammad Jabar Rauf Kareem Ali
26. What did you do for your last birthday = went to Sunway with a some close friends and ate Carls Jr.
27. What time did you wake up today = 11.30
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = DOTA-ing
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = PMR to be over and PANGKOR!
30. Last time you saw your Mother = Couple of seconds ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = many many things. But namely...my height?
32. What are you listening to right now = The sound of silence.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = Yes
34. What's getting on your nerves right now = Parents, stresss, people.
35. Most visited webpage = Youtube.
36. Where you want to be right now = Suprisingly, school.
37. Nicknames = Keling, Chinakeling, retard, fucktard, metal faggot, and many more. =D
38. Relationship Status = Taken by a flying Princess riding a unicorn to Never-Never Land.
39. Zodiac sign = Libra
40. Male or female? = Heman.
41. Elementary? = There were three. Can only remember Q-Dees.
42. Middle school = Seli Kuala Lumpur
43. Hair colour = Brown/Black
44. Long or short = Short
46. Height = 165-166
47. Do you have a crush on someone = >:)
48. What do you like aboNope = No idea.
50. Tattoos = When I have the cash.
51. Righty or lefty = Lefty

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery = Healthy as a horse.
53. First piercing = Last year december.
54. First best friend = KEN JI! Still remember his name. Ahh, memories.
55. First kiss = Mother of course. lolz
56. First vacation = Temasik
57. First crush = I remember. But none of your business :\

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating = Flied Kueh Tiao
60.Drinking = Milk
61. I'm about to = Study
62. Listening to = The sound of silence.
63. Waiting for = Tuition later.

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids? = 2-3 will do.
65. Get married = Of Course
66. Career = Musician/Biologist

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes = Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses = Kisses
69. Shorter or taller = Taller
70. Older or Younger = Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous = Both
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = Both
73. Sensitive or loud = Loud
74. Hook-up or relationship = Relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant = Trouble maker is nice xD

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger = Nope
77. Drank hard liquor = Yup
78. Lost glasses/contacts = Lost my mums one when I was younger.
79. Sex on first date = Depends
80. Broken someone's heart = dont know?
81. Had your own heart broken = Yup.
82. Been arrested = I'm a good boy.
83. Turned someone down = Yes?
84. Cried when someone died = My hamster. Last year. =(
85. Fallen for a friend? = Yup. Long time ago.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself = Nope
87. Miracles = Nope. Luck is everything.
88. Love at first sight = Crush at first sight?
89. Heaven = Yes. Satan told me so.
90. Santa Claus = Satan Clause will do. =p
91. Kiss on the first date = Yup.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
93. Had more than one bf/gf?= Never. =D
95.Did you sing today? = Nope.
96. Ever cheated on somebody? = Nope.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why? = 6 Years old.
Change everything that went wrong there and live a happy life. =D
98. Are you afraid of falling in love with somebody else? = Nope.
100. Posting this as 100 truths? = Nope

Where's 94?
Can't be bothered to tag anyone. Just do it yourself if you want to. =P

...END...

Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup

2009-08-23T09:15:00.000-07:00

I LOVE THEM! Heh. One of my favorite childhood tv cartoons.

Today was again, boring as hell. I wonder if anyone out there is actually enjoying their holidays? I'll bet the 3 Lambda and Alpha students are bored with their 3 week holiday.

Was awoken by my mum this morning at 12.00 and told to get ready to go out. Was dam sleepy. Took my bath and felt better. Jammed on the guitar for awhile while waiting for the rest to get ready. I really need a new guitar -.-. The strings wear out way too fast on my Yamaha Pacifica "given" to me by my ex-guitar teacher. Or maybe i just overuse it. No idea, but I seriously need a new one.

I feel so proud of myself! I actualy learned the "Beat It" solo. MJ's song but with Eddie Van Halen performing as a guest on it. One of the awsomest rock solo's i've heard actually. I wanna post a video up, but my current guitar sucks and my strings need to be changed eventhough I just changed em 2 weeks ago.
Here's how the solo sounds like:

After lunch we all went grocery shopping at a supermarket in Tropicana. Came home, dota-ed with terence until 7 then stoned and listened to music. Yes, my day was wasted and I didn't bother to study.

Well, I've really nothin else to talk about so...CIAO.

Dont judge a book by its cover, judge it by its name.

2009-08-22T08:02:00.000-07:00

Hello there. Finaly the long awaited Saturday is here.

Woke up around 12.00 today. Read papers and stuff and watched tv. They were showing Everybody Loves Raymond today. I used to love that show. It was awsome. After that did some guitaring. Tried practicing 6-string sweeps but FAILED. Well its coming. Just need to be patient.

After that had tuition. My tuition teacher, Anthony, is awsome. Lol, he's dam funny and he loves to eat (but he's not fat). Last week him and his 5 friends went out and spent 1.5k at a japanese restaurant at Pavillion. I think it was Kampachi? Ate there once. Food is awsome. And they have a scallop bar. There's a pretty big scallop there which costs RM56 for just one. Expensive, expensive.....

After tuition I dota-ed for a few hours cause I was bored and went for dinner.

Ate at an awsome chinese restuarant. The mongolian chicken and Sarawakian Butter Prawn(recomended by my tuition teacher) is freakin good. If you wanna eat there I'll give you the name, just text me. Oh and the owner has a small ice cream bar in which you can take ice cream for FREE and you can take as much as you want. Yea the owners like really friendly and all. My mum and him had a chat about upbringing children in Malaysia or some crap like that.

After dinner, we went for a drive around Putra Heights and went to see the development of our new house. Sadly it will only be ready by February 2011. Can't wait tho.

And now I'm here! =D

This is a song I came accross a couple of weeks back when looking for some metal songs. It has a nice guitar solo at the end and awsome double pedal. Enjoy.

2009-08-21T07:57:00.000-07:00

Im so bored I just played Fuzzy Fuzzy Cute Cute on my guitar while singing along with it. -.-

Fuzzy Fuzzy Cute Cute

2009-08-21T07:35:00.000-07:00

Had no other title anyway.

Today was kinda boring cause Nik and Terence my two gay partners didn't come. Atleast I had Mahatir to tell all my bullshit to. Whole day was pretty much boring except for P.E. Wore my old Adidas shoe that i used for badminton to play futsal and the front part broke off (well it was coming off already anyways).

After that had 2 free periods. During moral Mr. Ching didn't teach and during chinese the "sad-excuse-for-a-teacher" teacher didn't come so we pretty much just sat down and listened to music while crapping.

Oh and, Nina pinched Nigel's nipples cause he tried to see how far he could spit and it nearly touched her pencil box.

After that went to AC to eat crispy chicken rice. Met up with Chen Hui there and went to JS. Was a sad day for CC-ing. Just didn't have the mood since Gary and Shaun couldn't get a com and I didn't get to finish even 1 match.

Well, im freakin bored right now and I think i'll sleep soon if i've got no one else to chat with.

Ciao.

Epic ownage.

Here's a song for you metal heads and non metal heads alike.

1st Real Post

2009-08-20T04:16:00.000-07:00

Hello people! Sorry i couldn't update last night. Mum didn't want me using the computer so i had no choice.

Just came back from badminton training. Damn im tired. Well, i've just finished bathing and here i am.

Well, school was awsome today (when is it not?) except in the morning when Mr. Kao didn't come and Mr. Lingam took over. Boringness for 2 Hours. Oh, and i "collected" his pass. Im trying to get as many as possible before the year is over. =p

Oh yeah, and Gary got pissed at Kah Ming just now cause we've been calling this form 2 kid "Gary's brother" as he looks like Gary and he has a "something" which Gary also has. So, Kah Ming repeatedly said "Eh Gary, your brother weh!" even after Gary warned him not to as he was annoyed by it already. So Gary threw a plate at Kah Ming and then it started, but was shortly interupted by Chen Hui who did something stupid and funny which ended the verbal fight.

But now everythings ok between those two cause Kah Ming apologized.

After break we had BM which was kinda fun as I sat between Nigel and Terence and we played a "game". Lol it was freaking funny. Especialy when Terence did that "big-eyed-gay-face" thingy.
Then Ms.Kova scolded me for something I said but I hadn't said anything. It was actualy Nik, who shouted something in an indian accent and Ms.Kova thought it was me.

Geo was ok. Nothing special, except for the fact that Kah Ming kept cracking jokes non-stop.

I think Mr.Ng was pissed cause we were making so much noise and he kept telling us to keep quiet.

Chinese? Some boring shit happened.

Art was freaking fun. Nik, Nigel, Wee Lee, See Tiem and I sat at the same table. I used See Tiem's phone to play Brain Juice and i finaly got "Cheetah" twice =D. Then we drew some rubbish about how all our children would look like and crap like that.

Towards the end of the period, I got high and slide tackled Nik from the back. He nearly fell but was smart enough to grab on to the table infront of him. Then Mahatir came and stood at the same spot. Me and Nik slide tackled him. Nik went first and he tripped Mahatir a little. Then I came and "slided" the other leg and he fell flat on his bottom. It was EPIC.

And Mr. Tana gave us alot of homework to do during the holidays. Well, I was ok with it as I knew I would not be studying much of sejarah this holiday, but since he gave the homework, atleast i can revise more on it.

After school, me Nik and Terence did our usual stuff and all at the bus stop.

Went for badminton. Trained, played about 6 or 7 sets and was quite satisfied as my speed has improved =D

Oh btw, I'll be linking you people A.S.A.P.

And I'll be posting metal songs at the end of my post for some of you metal heads and friends who come visit. I'll try my best not to post any mainstream bands and find new songs for you guys.

Fatty trying to get some sleep =D

He hates taking photos. Its an achievement to get one like this! =D

Came across this song few weeks ago when searching for songs for "Tap-Tap Revenge" on my sisters phone. Current score is 470,000 or so. =D

Btw, i've no idea what the video's about. But the songs good.

Welcome to a faggoty blog

2009-08-19T03:19:00.000-07:00

Well, this is my first ever blog. Dont expect much as I am new to blogging and I will be quite busy for the next 2 months studying for the inevitable PMR examination. Hope you enjoy your stay and come back.

Thank You.

Will be updating shortly, come back after 10.00 pm.