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POLAR CAMELS!
They are a dangerous species of the camel that has evolved from the original camel that was originally from the middle east. Due to some retarded form of mutation and adaptation, the camel had evolved into a white, furry speicies of the animal.
Founder and main researcher of the polar camels, Mr.Dr.Tun.Datuk.Mohd. Mahathir bin Jeffrey says that this all happened when two camels decided to go to Greenland for no reason. Due to the cold weather, they covered themselves in wool which they obtained by killing many species of "Nicholas" (an endangered species which is protected by the STNF). They used super glue to stick in onto themselves and then reproduced in a nearby cave. And then, the unexpected happened. A retarded camel baby with white fur, was born. After that it mated with its sisters and then reproduced so many times that the number of Polar Camels now exceed the population of the humans. Something must be done
The Polar Camels have agreed to take over the world. Their leader, Lord Umplufa, announced on National TV that the Polar Camels are spreading across the world, destroying and killing every human in their path, while listening to "War Ensemble-SLAYER" to motivate them.
The Government has put all its efforts in protecting our country, but there are already over a thousand cases of Polar Camel attacks here in Malaysia.
So please remember to wear your face mask, the Polar Camels cant recognize you if you are wearing one.
P.S, I did not come up with Polar Camels, they are VERY REAL. They were founded by Mohd.Mahathir while doing a geography test. Bye! =D
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POLAR CAMELS!
They are a dangerous species of the camel that has evolved from the original camel that was originally from the middle east. Due to some retarded form of mutation and adaptation, the camel had evolved into a white, furry speicies of the animal.
Founder and main researcher of the polar camels, Mr.Dr.Tun.Datuk.Mohd. Mahathir bin Jeffrey says that this all happened when two camels decided to go to Greenland for no reason. Due to the cold weather, they covered themselves in wool which they obtained by killing many species of "Nicholas" (an endangered species which is protected by the STNF). They used super glue to stick in onto themselves and then reproduced in a nearby cave. And then, the unexpected happened. A retarded camel baby with white fur, was born. After that it mated with its sisters and then reproduced so many times that the number of Polar Camels now exceed the population of the humans. Something must be done
The Polar Camels have agreed to take over the world. Their leader, Lord Umplufa, announced on National TV that the Polar Camels are spreading across the world, destroying and killing every human in their path, while listening to "War Ensemble-SLAYER" to motivate them.
The Government has put all its efforts in protecting our country, but there are already over a thousand cases of Polar Camel attacks here in Malaysia.
So please remember to wear your face mask, the Polar Camels cant recognize you if you are wearing one.
P.S, I did not come up with Polar Camels, they are VERY REAL. They were founded by Mohd.Mahathir while doing a geography test. Bye! =D
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